500 days of Kiffin, Movie Trailer

500 days of Kiffin, Movie Trailer. Fox Searchlight Entertainment really has their index finger on the pulse of college football fans of Tennessee. Good luck with a coach that has proven absolutely nothing, USC. What will happen when his Daddy retires?

Bad news for Kiffin haters: USC is the cushiest job in all of NCAA football, next to Notre Dame. They get crazy amount of talent and media coverage, and their conference sucks at every aspect of the game of football. He will most likely do a serviceable job at USC. He will most likely play in a few Rose Bowls. The only good news is that he will never go undefeated, and never play for a National Championship. If Pete could not do it his last few years, I doubt Lane will sniff an undefeated season.

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Are You Annoyed Easily? Take The Vols Pre Presser Challenge!

Are You Annoyed Easily? Take The Vols Pre Presser Challenge!

Before Lane Kiffin quit, there was some exciting drama in the news room. To test how easily you are annoyed just press play on the video below and see how much you can stand. If you make it all the way to the end without punching a hole in the nearest wall, then you can go to Knoxville and pick up your press pass.

Hat Tip FOTP

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Kiffin to go to USC.

Kiffin to go to USC.

Are you surprised? I’m not. What in the world has told you that Lane Kiffin is anything but a man of low moral fiber. The multiple offseason controversies of last season? The fact that two of his hottest recruits rolled up on random people at a gas station for pocket change? Starting Jonathan Crompton?

That was cheap. I’m sorry.

Basically, what I’m saying is, the average football coach is nothing more than a politician. They want to keep the power of their fiefdom. And they will say and do anything to keep it. Until something better comes along.

And for Kiffykins? It was ol’ SC.

I know you’re angry. You have an absolute right to be. You lost a coach who’s actively trying to steal as many recruits as he can as he goes out the door. I don’t think you need to be burning cars? But we all feel sadness in different ways.

But you know what? There’s a way to solve the problem. You get a controversial coach. A coach who actually is a proven winner at a difficult place to play. A coach who has his own built in fanbase.

Who dare I suggest?

Kidding again! h/t: EDSBS

The dread pirate Leach will [lock in a closet joke] with an assault on their broadside.

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Colt McCoy Injured in BCS Title Game, Video

Colt McCoy Injured in BCS Title Game, Video. The score is currently 6-7. Texas came out and had everything going there way. They looked like they were going to go up 10-0 in the 1st. Colt McCoy the 4 year Texas starting QB runs into a little bit of trouble by the name of Alabama defensive lineman Marcell Dareus.

Texas was held to a field goal and Bama scored a TD. The score is now 24-6 going into the 3rd. Colt will not return. Texas had Bama on the ropes. This injury might be the biggest part of Bama getting, what they call, # 13.

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Greg Muckelroy? An honest mistake Brent, Video

Greg Muckelroy? An honest mistake, Video. The Legend, Brent Musburger, called the BCS National Championship, and called Alabama’s starting QB Greg McElroy, Greg Muckelroy. It is an honest mistake because Texas has a defender named Roddrick Muckelroy.

You know he was embarrassed but it was an honest slip of the tongue.

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Rick Brooks to Retire as Greatest Kentucky Football Coach Ever

Rick Brooks to Retire as Greatest Kentucky Football Coach Ever

Or: SEC ACTION NEWSBRIEF TWO! THE NEWSBRIEFENING!

Or at least the guy who made the single greatest run of “success” in Kentucky history. He brought them to four straight bowl games. Bear Bryant couldn’t do that, and Bear Bryant once killed a Bear with nothing more than his fedora. And this year just might have pulled out his greatest trick. He won this year with little more than luck, pluck, and Randall Cobb. 

It’s true.  I checked.

I will miss Rich Brooks, and I hope you do too.

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