You think you know? You have no idea. This is the Diary of the SEC: Week 7
Posted on | October 20, 2009 | No Comments
Hi. It seems as if the knee-jerk wisdom of the Southeastern Conference has hit the wonkavator again. There are some teams that are bad that which once were good. There are some teams stung that did not deserve to be. There are two teams that had byes. First? We start with what hasn’t changed.
Vanderbilt: Still looking quite useless.
LSU: Did the bye week heal the offense? Or does Gary Crowton need a scrappy rag arm at quarterback to make his offense sing? No difference from every other week previously.
Tennessee: Fair warning? If you do come out with a scrappy performance against a top five team? You do get the crew from Georgia/LSU and Arkansas/Florida. Get your bitching fingers ready and slow to a complete stop if you’re anywhere near Mark Ingram or Julio Jones. But you’re inconsistent. I wouldn’t worry.
Mississippi State: Have fun inexplicably scaring, but ultimately falling short with Florida this week because your coach knows all their secrets.
Ole Miss: Meh. Nobody cares about Ole Miss on the field anymore.
You know what I mean?
Georgia: The fans are still on tinderhooks until the Worlds Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party. Then they will finish building the train to run Willie Martinez out of town.
South Carolina: Scrappy. A solid choice for yet another trip to Florida to play a Big 10 team on Janurary 1st. Better than what we originally thought? Still in the second echelon. They did lose their #1 wideout for a while with a concussion.
Okay, so the wonkavator may just be because my Google reader was all up in that Arkansas-Florida. That being said? 5 teams fates have definitely changed.
Alabama: Put it this way. They are the Kings of Big Rock Candy Mountain and Mark Ingram will break your ankles should you disagree.
Auburn: They are downright shook going into the toughest part of their schedule. Gus Malzahn is this close to having a Toonces, the driving cat like impact for the Tigers. For you see, everybody was stunned by a cat driving the car, but now? They’re about to cut to the stock footage of the car careening off a cliff.
Arkansas: It seems to have come together. They just couldn’t overcome lazy officiating and their own kicker. If Pure Lundquist was shocked by the calls? You know they were wronged. Tejada is better than that usually. And in 2010? Meet your new Ole Miss.
Kentucky: They circled the got damn wagons and now need only hold serve here on out to clinch THE GREATEST RUN IN BIG BLUE FOOTBALL HISTORY. And eventually? Lindley is going to come back too.|
Florida: I’m not saying the fix was in. I’m not saying that you couldn’t beat Alabama in your current state. Not to say they would either. You do have potholes in your future. (Step lively if you wish
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