For anybody who has played any level of organized football…

And it is this. Wednesday is the hardest day of practice. You put the gameplan in, you hit hardest, you do your most running to be prepared for the 4th quarter? And as such, you may feel a need to let off some steam.

A few would run headlong into their studies. Some would watch a television based program. Many would hit up that Madden. Or, you could commit a light felony. Sounds crazy, you say? Ask the three Tennessee freshman who got picked up for Armed Robbery last night.

In a story tailor made for Deadspin, Nu’Keese Richardson, Janzen jackson, and Mike Edwards were all arrested for an attempted armed robbery last night, that considering the circumstances? You have to admit is quite hilarious.

Don’t believe me? Check out the Bullet Points.

• Their choice of victim? A big money Volunteer booster. Somoene who probably brought Jackson and Richardson into Knoxville.
• And yet they didn’t have any cash money. That’s right. The Great Volunteer Robbery netted a grand total of zero dollars.
• At least one of the robbers was wearing something related to Tennessee football as well.
• The getaway car? A Prius.

Yep, in the scheme of things to do on a Wednesday night? The future of Volunteer football decided to half-ass an armed robbery. And as such? Let me explain how the shout-out from the dopeman rhymer Lil’ Wayne was a signal to these kids to rob and steal…

Kidding! I’m just kidding!

H/T: Chris Low