A Week 11 of Slightly Above Average prognostication

Hi, you know me. You know what I am and what I stand for. And this week? Let’s race through this.

Kentucky -3 @ Vanderbilt

I would say that this would be a close battle? But Derrick Locke is back. Randall Cobb is back. And Trevard Lindley is back. Big Blue gonna go to a Pizza Bowl tomorrow. Just like that.

Tennessee +4.5 @ Ole Miss

Never doubt the power of us against the world. You have a team lose two key and a third promising player in an armed robbery so stupid, Jeff Dunham’s already put it into his act. Everybody’s mocking the Wild Boys of UT. But with Ole Miss being as bad as I predicted? I am going with the New New Age Outlaws of Tennessee. I mean, it’s Tennessee. You play football and fans are going to allow you to put guns in their face.

Yes, even Crompton.

Auburn +5 @ Georgia

In a shooutout that’s bound to make people happy they took the over, the good Chris Todd will outduel the Ginger Ninja in a battle of D-Coordinators having a bad year.  Also? Auburn can run while Georgia not so much. I would take this even if the line was reversed.

Troy @ -15 Arkansas
Lousiana Tech @ -24 LSU

Arkansas cleared that line going up against South Carolina. I mean, come on. And Troy allowed 56 to Floreeda. And add in the perception of bulletin board talk? And yeah. LSU can only crush in-state secondary schools this year. So yeah. It’s a late season cupcake. Eat it up.

Pickle Boat -16 @ Visored Ball Coach

Steve Addazio will finally get that dive option play working. Or Phil Stamper’s violent mauling of Stephen Garcia will be called as an illegal crackback block for the Gators. Either way. Fiddle de dee because I do declare South Carolina hath swooned.

Alabama @ +14 Mississippi State

They know why. Even if they shut down Anthony Dixon. The Bulldogs shall cover.

Last Week: 3-1
Overall: 38-27 (58% is good, right? Right? Validate me!)