See? (Now there was no controversy in the SEC…) Week #12 Edition

The hyperbolery for this week? It goes to the Prius three. And the fact that the two dumbasses who were dumb enough to wear Tennessee gear for their robbery attempt? They gone. And they took my dreams of a Steak Bowl loss with them. Anyway…

Alabama: Okay, I’ll give you credit. Mississippi State was never really in the game. And that’s an impressive feat. I just wish you would have taken the bye instead of doing the 1-AA cupcake game. But hey. I’m cranky.
Florida: Still in that nebulous place above good, but not yet great. LSU is this years delineation between good and bad teams. And they have not played anyone else. If they lose? They’re out of the National Championship conversation. And Steve Addazio should be fired.
LSU: The bellwether. Beat them, and you can consider your team good. Lose to them? You’re above average to bad. Ole Miss and Arkansas aren’t gimmes either.
Ole Miss: In terms of weapons? Dexter McCluster is scary. And this modern-day David Palmer is going to find himself being the Swiss Army home run threat that will make a team that much better.
Tennessee: I’m still chuckling in regards to the Prius robbery. I know Edwards and Richardson is gone. But this is still one of the most hilariest ends to a season for those fans of schadenfreude. And I am.
Georgia: If they win out and LSU loses once? They could actually finish in a tie for third in the SEC in their single worst season ever. Okay, not ever. But since they lost so much skill position talent.
Arkansas: They are cupcake eaters. Destroyers of the bottom six conferences. They need to beat LSU to have a year deemed as good.
Auburn: You know what? You need multiple bye weeks to be strong in the no-huddle system. The team could be interesting, when it comes to the Iron Bowl. Maybe. Alabama’s practicing a week ahead.  
South Carolina: Attempting to get the power of the U.S. Army on your side doesn’t work. Army can’t even get help from being powered by the U.S. Army when it comes to the football.
Kentucky: You’re bowl eligible for the 4th straight year. GREATEST. RUN. IN. WILDCAT. FOOTBALL. HISTORY. Oh, John Wall hit a game winner? Never mind then.
Mississippi State: They finally got killed in a game. Not for nothing, but this is the first time they were never really in it versus Alabama. It is what it is.
Vanderbilt: [Joke about how nobody gives a flying flip about this team anymore because the basketball season has started].