The perfect gift for the hardcore non-Gator based college football fan…

My former tag team partner at the Grand National Championships is someone who also enjoyed the Tim Tebow whimsy of his Sophomore run for the Heisman trophy. It was a simpler time after all. we had never seen The Dark Knight, Jay Leno was a nice way for old people to go to bed, and Tiger Woods?

The less said the better.

Anyway, the worm turned on Tebow for my ex-tag partner during last year’s national championship game. You remember, when Marty Brenneman said breathlessly “I’M YOU ARE ABLE TO SPEND JUST FIVE MINUTES WITH TEBOW YOUR LIFE WILL BE CHANGED FOR THE BETTER!” or some such nonsense. For you see? My tag partner is someone who is a hardcore Boomer Sooner.

And as such? I know what he’s getting for Christmas…