Okay, slow down Rocky Top. I’m not talking about the on-field exploits of Eric Berry. He’s 300 percent awesome as a center fielder. Now that being said? I have a parody song pro tip.
If you’re going to make a parody song? You need match up syllables. Examples? A parody of “Beat It” would be nowhere near as awesome if it was called anything but “Eat It.” And “Riding Dirty?”A parody would be blunted with more or less than 4 syllables. See: White and Nerdy.
Into this breach steps the Eric Berry for Heisman campaign.
I cannot allow myself to support this insurgent campaign for failing to follow the rules of parody. That’s just science.
Lou Holtz Picks Notre Dame To Be In Nat Title Game? Video. He really did it. Lou Holtz wears Notre Dame colored glasses, and drinks Notre Dame flavored Koolaid, but so do a lot of people. None of those people go on National TV and say this kind of retarded stuff. Lou is giving the term “Homer” an even worse name.
I will give Lou Holtz credit for pointing out that Notre Dame plays absolutely no one except USC. I give Lou credit for understanding that even if Notre Dame is a terrible team that has some wins, they will most likely get the votes due to the idiotic nostalgic media.
The fact is that they will lose to USC and will most likely struggle to become bowl eligible even against their crappy schedule, because Notre Dame is a bad football team. Can someone please start a petition to get Lou Holtz off the air. He is more annoying than Stephen A. Smith.
Patricia Heaton Throws Ohio State Under The Bus, And Fails Video. Here in SEC country you are taught that if you don’t have anything nice to say, then you don’t need to say anything at all. The exceptions are Notre Dame, Ohio State, Florida State, USC, and pretty much anyone that’s not from around these parts.
Here we see Patricia Heaton doing the Ohio State bashing herself, and then she fails at math. Ouch!
Snoop on ESPN, USC Rap, and Sports Center G Mix Video. Everyone knows I am THE biggest USC hater on the block. Even I have to admit that when Snoop Freestyles about your college on Sports Center, it is pretty sweet. Nah Nah Nah .. Nah Nah Nah! The G-Mix!
USC Just Got More Annoying! “Stand By Me” Sing Along, Video. You are most likely just like me. If you are a red blooded SEC fan, you know how annoying the PAC 10 and USC in particular is. They walk through their cupcake schedule and keep their teams in the top 10 because they have half of a nation voting for them. How could they get any more annoying? Watch this video.
Why are they so happy? They just realized that because of their crappy conference, it is a mathematical impossibility for them not to be in the Rose Bowl this year.
