Archive for the ‘SEC Football’ Category

Florida vs. Alabama, Prediction Pick The SEC Championshippening

Thursday, December 3rd, 2009

Florida vs. Alabama, Prediction Pick The SEC Championshippening Here we go. The match-up that everybody saw coming. Florida v. Alabama. Ingram vs. Tebow. Man Mountain Cody vs. Spikes. Jorts v. Bama Bangs. Who does the man John Hill called an "uninformed fricking idiot" think will win? Follow me. Well, we all know the ...

What we learned about the SEC…

Monday, November 30th, 2009

 What we learned about the SEC... So now the season is basically done except for the single greatest game in the history of college football. (Alternate title? THE TEBOCALYPSE). I'm going to tell you this. What I want and what I think will happen? It's going to be different. Vanderbilt: Luck always ...

LINES AND FINALITY

Thursday, November 26th, 2009

LINES AND FINALITY Here we go, the end of the regular season. It all comes down to this. The jockeying of all the bowl slots between three through nine. Rivalry week. ARN BOWL! Can you tell that I AM FIRED UP? Because I am. Georgia @ -7.5 Georgia Tech The Bulldogs have broken badly. ...

Girls are idiots…and Houston Nutt is apparently a teen idol.

Tuesday, November 24th, 2009

Girls are idiots...and Houston Nutt is apparently a teen idol. I spent last night watching college basketball. It's apparently an exercise in officials making fouls and and make-up calls for those fouls and make-up calls for those fouls. But I got a tip from the erstwhile bossman. And I decided I ...

The week before the cataclysm in terms of what we know…

Monday, November 23rd, 2009

The week before the cataclysm in terms of what we know... So it all comes down to this. We're in rivalry week. Win here, and the single most important moment of your life returns into sequal form. (That is, unless you hate both Alabama and Florida.) Lose? And the BCS dystopia ...

See? (Now there was no controversy in the SEC…) Week #12 Edition

Tuesday, November 17th, 2009

See? (Now there was no controversy in the SEC...) Week #12 Edition The hyperbolery for this week? It goes to the Prius three. And the fact that the two dumbasses who were dumb enough to wear Tennessee gear for their robbery attempt? They gone. And they took my dreams of a ...