Okay, slow down Rocky Top. I’m not talking about the on-field exploits of Eric Berry. He’s 300 percent awesome as a center fielder. Now that being said? I have a parody song pro tip.
If you’re going to make a parody song? You need match up syllables. Examples? A parody of “Beat It” would be nowhere near as awesome if it was called anything but “Eat It.” And “Riding Dirty?”A parody would be blunted with more or less than 4 syllables. See: White and Nerdy.
Into this breach steps the Eric Berry for Heisman campaign.
I cannot allow myself to support this insurgent campaign for failing to follow the rules of parody. That’s just science.
Nick Saban, Salsa Boy Herbstreit, College Gameday Commercial. Kirk “Salsa Boy” Herbstreit has put together some of his favorite Alabama plays for their pregame show this Saturday in Hotlanta. Can you believe this is GAME WEEK!!!!
SEC Football Fan Twins, Video Reprise Spoiler Alert … I don’t have a twin! This is a little video I made last year, and it still rings true. It is still funny to me. Despite my editing prowess, please believe me that I do not have a twin.
This is the “Auburn and Georgia, SEC Football Fan Twins“. I have not made a part 2, because I do not have the time, but if good material pops up this year, I might be forced to.
Lou Holtz Picks Notre Dame To Be In Nat Title Game? Video. He really did it. Lou Holtz wears Notre Dame colored glasses, and drinks Notre Dame flavored Koolaid, but so do a lot of people. None of those people go on National TV and say this kind of retarded stuff. Lou is giving the term “Homer” an even worse name.
I will give Lou Holtz credit for pointing out that Notre Dame plays absolutely no one except USC. I give Lou credit for understanding that even if Notre Dame is a terrible team that has some wins, they will most likely get the votes due to the idiotic nostalgic media.
The fact is that they will lose to USC and will most likely struggle to become bowl eligible even against their crappy schedule, because Notre Dame is a bad football team. Can someone please start a petition to get Lou Holtz off the air. He is more annoying than Stephen A. Smith.
Bear Bryant ” Call Your Momma Today”, Commercial. This video courtesy of EDSBS. Paul Bear Bryant is known for many things. This may sound silly, but I think he is most known for being a legend. If you have ever been in the South you know what I am talking about. Everything he has ever done lives in infamy, especially if you are an Alabama fan. Even this little phone commercial is remembered by die hard Bama fans, and non Bama fans that find the surreal humor in it.
I know what you’re thinking. I gave you part two of the SEC preview. Why would I also give you part three? One, because I’m awesome. And two? Because I have a special* celebrity** guest! YAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!
Please welcome, the Head Coach of the Tennessee Volunteers and all around suicide machine Lane Kiffin!***
NSFW if it’s on the speaker by the by.
FOR THE SEC EAST!
FOR THE SEC WEST!
* If YouTube Videos are special.
** In fisher price form!
*** He is a nitro fueled suicide machine.
Tim Tebow “What’s G” Commercial, Keep Hating Haterz. When Gatorade started this ad campaign it sent everyone, that forgot that Gatorade started with a G, into a frenzy. What does G mean? How can I be more G? Do I need to be more G?
Some youtuber put the commercial audio to video of the Gators including the best college football QB to ever play. Keep on Hating ya Haterz. I know it is cliche to talk up Tim Tebow, but he is the best and he is still playing, so deal with it.
Alabama fan runs with baby across field to meet Nick Saban, Video. The video admittedly sucks, but the eye witnesses from The Bama Blog put it best.
“It really speaks to the level of Alabama fanaticism.
If you look closely, you will see the first people to make it to the field for the autograph session is a couple with a baby in the stroller. Eventually, they realized the stroller would keep them from being the first to get Nick Saban’s signature so the adult male scoops up the infant and runs with him to the end zone to greet the Crimson Tide coach. Enjoy.”
