
Fans can get spoiled. Fans can be stupid. A whole lot of 9 and 10 win seasons can become boring and hacky. It’s as true today as it was back in my day. Right now? Georgia suffers from that malaise. Also from offseason felonies. So is this another season like last year? Spoiler alert! Yes, [...]
A Half-Dozen Hyper-Specific Predictions About…Arkansas Everybody’s favorite sleeper from the SEC is up next on the list. And it would be a virtual impossibility not to be excited for team hoo pig sooie. 10 starters are back to run the Bobby Petrino supersystem. But will it be enough to get them to the promised land? [...]
I present to you “FrankenKiper”. Mel Kiper is going Scary ( Pic ) Seriously, is his head getting bigger. How big is his head going to get before we all hold hands across America? I understand that his hairs is his thing. That is a hot mess of a ton of hair, but why does [...]
A Half-Dozen Hyper-Specific Predictions About…Tennessee So yeah, this has kind of been a bad eventful offseason for Volunteer Nation. I won’t make mention of Kiffykins beyond that. But with the armed robbery, the bar brawl, and the fact that Marlon Walls and Ben Martin both blew out their achilles. As such? Expectations are low in [...]
A Half-Dozen Hyper-Specific Predictions About…LSU I know what you’re thinking, a few dull platitudes. A random number of tackles, and a record much like last year, right? You are so wrong. And let me tell you why. Last Year: 9-4 (5-3) t2nd SEC West 1) With all the controversy coming out of Chapel Hill, no [...]
Posted on 02 September 2010
LSU vs. North Carolina, Prediction Pick Even the staunchest LSU fan has to admit that Les Miles has crumpled in the last few minutes of … countless games. There is something about the last few minutes of a game that turns Les into a Junior Varsity assistant coach in charge of making sure all the [...] Continue Reading
Posted on 26 August 2010
A Half-Dozen Hyper-Specific Predictions About…Ole Miss Few have had an an 18 month stretch as odd as Ole Miss. From being the springboard of the Oscar run for Sandra Bullock to the springboard to Jevan Snead’s obscurity. From Dexter McCluster running on some fools to Jeremiah Masoli heading into Oxford one step ahead of the [...] Continue Reading
Posted on 25 August 2010
Half-Dozen Hyper-specific Predictions about…Kentucky I’m back with the half-dozen thoughts in an attempt to roll out a preview upon you, the SEC Football Blogger reader. Today, the deepest of sleepers in the SEC. That’s right. I’m bringing you 6 calls on Kentucky. None of them involving John Calipari buying a recruit from Seattle. Last Year: [...] Continue Reading
Posted on 18 August 2010
Half-Dozen Hyperspecific Predictions about…Vanderbilt My computer rolled up and disappeared on me. It’s back now. And while I am not want to hustle too many list posts on you on a regular basis. But in lieu of a preview post? I will steal a conference gimmick from Doctor Saturday and give 6 Hyper specific predictions [...] Continue Reading
Posted on 28 July 2010
Bryce Brown leaves Tennessee. Like John Mayer to a random celebrity? Bryce Brown has decided to officially leave the Tennessee by the the most douchetastic method known to man. As via a text message, he has officially left Knoxville. I’m sure that most of Rocky Top Nation says good riddance. But the fact of the [...] Continue Reading
Posted on 26 July 2010
Jeremiah Masoli to Ole Miss? It’s on! Oxford Bro Dudes? Hide your guitars. After this weekend’s departure of Raymond Cotton, it seems as if the former Oregon starting quarterback has another opportunity to be playing on the AQ school level next year. And unlike when reports of his degree-earning first surfaced? There seems to be [...] Continue Reading